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The Ady'(Hungarian-Canadian) Dance<3i:oup shown above wm be one of the feature
Pf M ^if-^^f* o* mu*^ Annual Champion Concert in Toronto, Sunday, April 8th, 8.30 p.m.
at 83 Chnstie St. The youth of many other cultural groups wiU also participate inakmg
the concert one of the most colourful of the season, °
MapleLeafs* prize'bonus baby*
Tod Sloan proudly hoidä t the
puckr which he triggered home
to equal the all-time Leaf club
record of 37 goals set by Gaye
Stewart.' Sloan has collected
$4,000 inl>onus mone;^^ince his
20th goaL But "despite the
Leaf s efforts they^äil Detroit
3—-r in the sei series:
PAGES FROM THE FAST
HIghlights of Yritys' History Over 50 Ye^rs
Toronto., — In the year 1902 therie
wefe some forty-five Hnns living in
Toronto.: i n September. of that^ycM
these.'people^were called together to
discuss' fhe necessity of forming a
Jlnnish Society. This proposal was
vholeheartedly, accepted, and a com-mittee
was formed to draft the Bjr^
Laws for such a Society. These rules,
tbough- somewhat. altered exist today.
Immediately the Society ^^)ecame ac-tive
in^assisting new.'X;anadians to bei'
co^le:^oriented.-^ Night: CJasses in Engr
lisb were arranged with the assistance
f of tb^ Board of Education; A: social
commitee:was formed;' and short prov
grammes >'hefore busin^ ; meeting^
were quite. popular..; In 1303 it vais
decidedrto start-;a' Children's Sunda
School,- where:'the-.childrenwöuldbe
taughtsinging, games and to read anid
'vrlte; Finnish;;- D the: summer
of I lOQl, the -possibihty:. of. forming. ia
sports club ,wasadiscussed, a commit--
tee> wäs appointed^ to look into it', and
the repor,t:i was;, that ^there ,were al-ready
'a '.greatmany activitles for
sticti a' smklL group. Fo^ time
being theridea,was postponed. Also,
Toronto I was just • a stopover place
for theFinns travelling to points.West
and to* tiie. United StateSiWhichcauSf:
ed Society membership to continually!
fluctuate,' > -However. when later the^
Finnish: - Societybecame affiliated
with the -Temperance Society ^Taimi'*.
to tonnl.the! Toronto Finnish vSoclety
Federation, a five man committee
was' apijplnted to draft the :By-Laws
for Ä sports dub. There had been
a gzieat' many athletes. and gynuiasts
amofagf* the' people coming over from
Finland. Thus in March 19Ö6 "Yri­tys"
was bom. Karl LOhto, a gym-r
nast- iwas ' among the founderä, and
ontil 'recently has judged gymnastic
compietitions sponsored by. the Fin-'
nish-Canadian Amateur Sports Feder­ation;
at "Littojuhlas'* (Aimual Sports
RäUy)'.
The' twelvo taembers of this •newly
ibnried clubjbegan wrestling and other
sporte In the back yard of the build-dlng
rented by the Society Federation.
iTie back yard, at 246 Richmond St,
West was completely covered i with
]unk' änd-ashes, the men set to work
cle^ning: up; and: sanded it for ttti&i-'
Ing,j^,Tlie back alley was nsed for
: tr^nining sprlnters. The apparatus
wa5 .rather primitive, a 121 pound"
welght:l»eing used for weight,throw-iAg.
pidy the veli known vresUer.
Kivimäki couldthröw the weight.
One.,hand shot put weighed 50 Ibs.
One dayit flew accidently througl?
sompoflies garage door, .From, then
on U< was arranged by the City. to
let.thp>si>orts dub have the use of the
grounds at -Hyde Park so • as; not to
Stife Department
B^K Yisit of Soviet
% g M t e r s
Some veight^lift fans are probably
^ondering what happoied to the Sor
viet team which was invited by the
AAU -:to>coippete agalnst -American
lifterssin the US in March.
When they asked for the necessaiy
US^vlsas. th^r -veretold by the Ame-ncan
Emttassy they^ could have fhem
only if they submitted to f Ingerprfatr.
Ing ofrbotli hands and the signing of
a questionnaire saylng they cntercd
at ihefr oiwn risk and took ali respon-sibiUfy
for losses if their departure
. from ihe^US wereJdelayed or ,denied!
^Since no sdf-respecöng Bussian
athletes would submit to such non-
«euse ?ny more than would «df-res-pectlng<
Amerfiäins,i"tbe Embassy vas
as^e^ to waive the Insolting xestrlc-tione^
ln thelnterests offrlendly In-
^erfimpeeot atMetes. It chedced
liack wim jOiB State Department and
—^ioap. So th&meetsazeofL'
American wdgbt-Iifte^^
Softe^^ Union last year, had to aign
nothing, ivere not insulted «iUi fln-setprint
demands. and- were recctved
triendddp an^ Hospitality:
'What was tbat about an Iron cor-disturb
the^peace. iHusbands would:
meet thdr families after - WOTk at
Hyde Park, ,mother._ bringing v lunoh,
and the chiidren played while father
.trained. Thatyery summer Jthe So­ciety
Federation was approached to
donate a Trophy for the first "Yritys''
sports meet planned for Dominion
Day. Ali Finns, members- and- non-member
» competed in tibe f ive-event;
At i individual had to win this trophy
for three years in order to keep it,
Besults of -events were considerably
held up as ali distances -virere in centi-metres
and cnly tapes-graduated in
mches were available. -Thus'it'Would
take several days to know. the final
resuits of competitors.
The, club was InacUvr the fo)lö\i?ing
Winter as -there • was- novaccommoda-'
tion: for. gymnastics.- ;In,i:l&07;äEnok
even -more popularHy^ under-itia-t^oi--
dance. - In -1920- he-represfinted- Cana4
da as Dominion ^restlln^ Cha|nplon
at the Olympics in.Antwerp. = At-tbia
time: the .club Jhad. grovnvtOj a: xnem*
bership of 40. Ffix the fir5t'two
years a^ sports> and gymnaatlQs^ljad
been for male ?membersi. <I«ater ;the
weaker: sex.zallid together aind iormr
ed a Women's'Gymniafitlc:Groi^. ^The
role of - the Viromen^s Group': hi^ be-come
very.strong ovjer the yj^|S';and
now : they v are - actUally • the > 001*6' of
activitles of the club. ^ , - ;
. vQutdoor JsppfUtevents": vartr 'often
held in the Don VaUey by the Old
Mill. In the late ld20's inunigrants
flocked to Canada and.-with the mass
unemployment. devot^: a great deal
of time.andiinterest to Finnish Sports
Clubs across Ontario. At this thne
the 'fYritys" memberäiip-is recorded
to have been as high. as:.,426ymembers
in 1933. : These young people «rould
partidpate in District Sports .-Meets
arranged rby other clubs: in, Western
and Northern Ontario. ; Sending re-pmentativeB.
was^^^^^ fix^ndai,: prob-leto;;:
äs/^th
Puliman"' (rode the rods).
In additlon; to maintaing ttieir pwn
orgänization as- well -as >a Finnish-
Canadiah netvspaper,- . they took an
a«tiye: interes^ iii, happenings in the
'^^jiM:,^^ seödiijg^
.•iveUV-.^s;;-; ; Vasäto^c^^^^^^ whaiever'
possible; ^ Also 4he hand of ,f rlendship
LöpFdnen,a wrestler,arriTedfrcim.the Ws stretched acro^ the. bo^
OldCountry,:and.-the'spOrt'^adned ^ihe,y\Pumish^Ap3§T^^
"Työmies" and "Eteenpäin". . And in
XJanada ^ the Youth .l«ague__ Against
wär andrF^cism'«'w6ÄwaäJ^
heärteaiysiipported,- •r. Th^'- Finnish
Oganlzation^d the-Sporis^F^era-
^ott Jointly; sponsored' the; seäding
of •two-'delegates-''to. thenmeeting .in
Paris^in< lte4. • ^e:-Finnish-Canadian:
young -'people ^gave -tf tgreät; deal; of
•ässistance to thefolmlng öf the "Cana­dian-'
youth paper rYourig. -Yorker''.
Jfeny -of-omr-Troung-men :Who went
to Spain in^' 1936 rto llght in tjie War
agahist" fascism^^^eyer retiÄed/
•^'•Yrttys" Täiis/e^T^xpl'~n%£ei6a^
tiack and. field ^^eiits- in: the' past
50 years inc!uding,"^ttoJuhlas!f8inc<e;
the FCASF was formed in 1925. A
good share of Federation records have
been attained by such athletes asi
Ake Hunnakko 100 m. dash 60
m. dash 7,1; 200 m, dash 235; and
many events in the under 21 class.
Taisto Salo shot put (16 Ib.) 13.17, «12
Ib. 14.41. He wa5 also Dominion dis*
cuss Champion at one time
Desiring to bring together the gym-;
nasts and sportsmen of ali national
origlonä in Canada; the Workers
Sports Association of Canada was
formed in the early 1930's Sepetary
of the association wa8 Terho Tuori,
(Jim Turner) who when the Pinniah
Branch was :disbanded became; the.
National Secretary of the ^SAC.
Recently past and; present members
of 'Yritys" were 'called togettier for a
50th 'Anniversary": photo. Evefyone
was there- from Karl liChto, founding
member,: to V young • mothers ofthe
women's gym groupwith babes in
arms. A truly representatlye body-of
the:vpeople-. :who- have devöted • thelr
efforts to sports and gymnastics
amongst the Finnish-Canadians.- ? <
Both young and Old vereinoluded
in the preparationsifor-the 50th'An­niversary
celebrations.
Yritys has made a hbst of frlends
over the years, i partlciilarly through
sports activitles. Evidence of this was
the large-partlclpation of >people. Itop^
varlous^ mass organi^atlons in our
weekend celebrations.
BMtRIEItS SET ASmE
Old and Young Woii(ed Hand in Hand
Tb Celebrale 50 Years of Activities
SANDOR IHABOS
SCIENCE AND SYSTEM IN TRAINING^^
Sandor Iliaros,-Bmigarian miA-die
distance nmner. vrlio beat
irorld records slz tbnes dnting
.1955,: has ttie foUoiring:; to say
abont his lavomrite sport:
To beat the stop-watdi or the fel-low,
which is moreimportant? I say
neither. The big thinfe is to. win over
yourself.: .When :you reach the ;po!nt
where legs and lubgs are cr^ng out
for a rest thafs wben you have to;
make the extra effort and do so.even
better. So the golden rule ' i f you
want to go anywhere in spori' is to
mastfr yourself.
: Believe it or not I never ran in a
race or took an active part"in any
sport tintu 1948. At: that time; I was
18 and our; coimtry's programme of
sports ojjportiuoities for everyone was
well under way I Jolned the B. A. C.
Club ättachedr to Budapest Univer­sity,
: Tbat was no world ^^aklng
event. -No sports editors aimounced.
that a new numer had "arrlyed-^and
my lisual placing in a race .was L"also
ran". However through hard'train-ing
and' listening. to advice. my-Xorm
began to imi»ove, -
The past:year has seen a phenome-nal
number of world -records brokcn
New figurcs.were set up 38;tinies-^^
cluding.the 800 m Rudolf Harbig'&
time over thte distance. hädstoodto^
test of 20 years. Does this mean that
tod%y's athletes are.better;than the
past? No, of coursB noti but it does
underline the importance of-^Scientific
training and the fact that modem
athletes study - and apply method.
Witholit doing so yon Just can't reach
top grade. . .
COAC9ING COUNTS
^.Tben there is the ,questIon.j>f good
coachtng, TOhat is a good^coach?
LeVs .take a look' at mine.:. Like ;all
Hungarian coaches-A S^.'^^Sloi--was
himself an athlete and qui^ a fämous
one too, During a viJsit to-Finlahä, the
land:oi great long distance runners,
herwas tremendously Imprefised./by
the enormous distance; covered - in
training. He studied. Jlieir. tte^hods,
deveioped -tbem and applled^t&em :to
Hungary. It wa8 a tougher more
systematic; method than usuä}. bUt
the proof lies' in resuits;. Igloi trains
Tabod. and Rozsavolgyi .and^;myself^
ali «rorld. record breakens, aadi under
his guidahce we have won 16, fntema-tlonal
competitions.. He drawa-iip the
training schedule and is ^ with us ali
the :time;as we cany it out Above ali
he sets an example in hard. Wffii:k,:per-sistence
and getting the JriiÄt spUit
of comradeship ali the time. ^ • -
TBAINING FOB BECOBDS
^. Of course.sdence.and System does-n't
mean every runner.iias to txaln. In
the: same way.- But one must atrain, at
least 1 to 2 .Jiours > every day.>m^^
Ihterval ^ t e m . • Y ^
distances over and lover, again, say
400 nL it you are training for 5XXK) m.;
with intervals öl easy; going ;Jn bet-ween.:
TOeek by. week^we'st^}upgthe
distance and speed and cut downnthe
intervals. I train twice.a jlay in this
way, moming and evening. before and
after work.
Some eri ties say. that record break-ing
and the Scientific :.approach is
spoiling sport but ;i think tbat is Just
-'7 Vi
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"Vie always paycashfor eyerthing we buy*
nonsense. I' always run to: win eadi
race buti also want' to break reeordB,
During our national champlonships
when I broke the 5,000 m. record for
the secondtime Iglol, Tabor and' I
discussed the chance of doing SO be­fore
the race^and worked out tactlcs.
This is ali to the good. It increases
interest and gives more impetus'to
ambitiona. Uke anything else in life
— the higber you set the goal and the
more you strive to achieve it, the bet­ter
the resuits. - Interest in record
breaking is bere to stay. The limits
are a long way off. Over 5,000 m.
Chattaway;: Kuto, Chromik,^^^^^ 1^
and others ali have yet to reach.their
best times. I ,»ilnk I can bring. mine
down be!ow *13.40,6 and eveö to 13.30
OLYMPIC bPINIONS
Now a last Word on this years big
question mark;;the Melbotime .Olym­pics
I hoj>e to be one ofour team
there and tbat depends: on my form
thJs year; It Is too early tovsaywhat
races n i : compete in^ but almost cer-tainly
the 5,000 and perhaps the 1,500.
Then too there is always tbe'pos8ibl-lity
of the 10,000 m, I feel that Tm
now at the stage to b(%ln tackllng; this
distance. In fact, by. the time ^ydti
read tiiis article I may have had my
lizst. race over .tiie distance Zatopek
has made so jmpular,
'The' tbing I'm'looking;forward'^ to
is the chance to meet so man'y old and
new frlends in Melbourne. I; was at
Helsinki and even tben when: we had
nothing like:the: rdaxing:of tension
we know today no.one bothered about
ivbether you were Chiiieso; Kore^
Hungarian or -American. I sometimes
tbink tbat the politlclans could leam
a lot from sport. Amongst us com-petition
isoften fierce;:butfriend8hlp
is tremendously strong. It ougbt.^to
be the same in everything.
BUSH
A clothing stoze recdved thfs let-ter
from a.ciistomer whO had ofdered
a matemity dress.
"Dear Sir:
"Flease cancel that order for nty
dress size 44; vblcb you were going
to dellver to me. My ddirezy %a8
fasta* tiian yours., Reqtectlidfy;-'R,
S."
AEASäUBBnrc
ISan in 6wIXDniing:^fAr/ you quUe
sure itaere are' no oocodUes about
bere?" «
Boy on shore: rSTes sir. The sbatks
seazed '«m aw^."
Toronto. — in recent yeats there
has been a strong feeling developlng
amfibgst our parents tliat they had
falTed in our upbringlbg the leeUng
tliat the youth had developed toto
somethlng foreign to their dreams
and aspirations.
. 1^ people themselves were
to Incxperlenced to: make themselves
understood. It was' difficult to eX"
plain the batttes^tbey were lighting
witbin themselves. Being bom Ca-nadians
and having been ralsed imder
Ooin|detetly diffeireni eonditlons than
their-pärents had beeh; they couldn't
posslbly be as militant in their ap-;
proach to hali activitles. .As a' result
oi;, the many battles waged and lost^
many young people liecamedislllu-sioned.
Row to inake themselves tm-derstood,
their plans, for thOi future:
weremot the same lis-tbose of their
parents, nonetheless they were every
bit as much concemed about the f u-tyre
of the Finnish sports and cultu-
^ral organizations. If tbts polnt could
bevclarlfied then vays and means of
compromise could be foundi Yritys"
alpng with most.«f our sports clubs
hasrsuffered a great deal from this
conixtsion.
A vproof of what could; be.accomp-ll^
h?d if - thfse barriers' were done
away with was,Rrqven by the SOth
Anniversary cpncert. beld: last week
^d.':When tbe.hall was packed with
p^ple many ; 0 | .'W1JO»' durtog -the
course of 50 yeans have-contributed
m^ch time and talent to the 4evdop-mpnt
of "Yritys'^—people, who atUl
have! the intprest ot the club at heart,
and would gladly tal[;e hold of the
relns If only ways couljl be found of
including them in tbie actlvit^
Tl^e op^ mai^b; wlth 50 stym-nast^'
from »ttle childnin to grand-inot^
ers was most speotacuU^r. Three
dlffjei^fnt age grou^ of ^ vomen had
conie'togethen a represeniatlön of the
women'Syractlvlties över, the past 25
yeftrs^*»'-*»'' - f
Fihtly,> öiie women who bäd beeii
active ' i n , gymnastics some 25 yealfa
ago, vqmen who have wob much i(ame
for "Yiritys" in the LIItto'S gymnastic
competitions. and • the present gym
group, Jhat häs. promoted, so much
good 'wlll / amongst cultural groups of
the fratemal organlzations; They
were followed by the, Uttle boys and
giris who' had been • rehcarsing for
months with tbeli- displays,: Many of
them behind the: /oot' llghts for the
first llibe, standlng so proudly In
their gym uniforms, ^
liCtters and telegraras of congratu-latlons
poured in from affiliated
sports Clubs and fraternal bodles - -
further proof of tbe frlends we have
made during the years.' f-.:..
In the past SO years the work otnu-merous
people has gone into building
the foundation on which will rest the
work and accompllsbments of: people
yet to come. People tbough perhaps
not equipped with the same Ideas as
of those hl the past, but who in the
course of thdr expericnces will de-velop
and carry on the aimsthat were
originally set fourth when "Yritys*^
came Into being. — A'
US interest In
Soviet Desjgned
New Equipment
American oil: engineers. have. pald
tribute to Soviet science by request-
Ing permission to manufactnre 8o-viet-
deslgned turbodrills for oli; and
gas drlUUig in the United States.
While : the princlples of . turblno-powercd
drilling have been known for
some time, tbe Soviet experts are the
first to produce machlnery to make it
posslbic, enabllng bigb-speed drilUng
to be carrled: out Irrespectivo of the
nature of the soil or rock penetraied. :
In the first deal of its kind the So­viet
Machinery :Export; Organlzatlon
has glven permission to • the Dressec
Industries Corporation: in the US to
manufacture the drllls.
A gitoup of Soviet designerä willbe
sent to the US to take part in experl-mental
drilling and to acquaint US
engineers with the latest techniques
of oil drilling now In use,
Dresser Industries wlll pay: for the
cost of t^e Soviet license by paylng
th^ Sovtet Machine Export Organlza­tlon
a certain percentagO of the: cost
of the drllls and spare pärts manu»
factured and sold by the' company.:
The agreement has been signcd tor
a period of ten ycarsv and: may well
be the first of a- scries^of agreements
between Sbvtet' inacbihery" ori;aniza^
tinos and prlvate: companics abroad
under whlch excbangcs of tcchnlcal
knowbow will take place.
It remains to bc scen whcthcr the
US State Department wiil attempt to
wrcck the agrepm^nt by rcfusing per
mission for the SoViet engineers to go
to the US to dcmohstrate the turbo­drills.
WET ATMOSPHERE
Senior: How did you Uke Venice?
Junior: Oh, I only stayed a few
days. The place :Was flooded.
Clerk: Did you killany moths with
tbose moth balls rsold you the other
day?
Custemer: No, I tricd for five hours,
but I couldn't hlt one.
Song of Seasons
Jim Tksist of Sudbury *as inspJrcd to wrJte the follow-ing
Iines after hearing the notcd American singcr Paul
Roböson at'a recant concert in Sudbury.. Robeson wiil be
a^pearing in conccrts in many Canadian ci ties in April and
'May> don't mbs the opporiunity to hcar this famous sInger.
In the clouding days
Of Autumn,
J heard wfld geese a honking.
Caliing back and forth to one amthcr,
- As they spcd Southivard
' ' Before the Arctic blast.
, ^ f n the coU, dark days
^Of Winter,
l htard the sparroivs chirping
A teassurittg notc in the surrounding quict
Of life subducd
And lying dormanl.
In the budding days
Of Spring,
1 heard the robin sihging
V To his inate and me;
Cheering up^
Exclainting of tlie morrom.
In the gladsome days
Of Summer,
I heard the meadovt-lark singing
" Of loondrous life exultant
And reneueä. '
But none sing Uke my cltampion,'
Who saaring 'vfay above,
Defies the tempest and the seasons.
His, the song of humanity
FiiU-throated and deep;
Singing of suffenng; auiakeningf struggjiel
' And of brotherhood. ^ -
Canadian senior skating champions for the second
straight yeär, Carol Jane Pachl and Charles SnelUng
pose with their trophies at the Galt Arena after
Winning their respective events. ' ^ i \ ^ < " m
THE CULTURAL PURSUIt
OF THE STOUT FELL<IWS
By BOB WABD
We sce byöie papcrs t h a t « battle
royal is stillraglng over tbe proposed
0'Keefe cultural centrc.
0'Kecfe's, in fcase you missed'it, ai^e
etout felIows on tbe question of cul­ture
and they Intend to bulld a Pub*^
lie Audltorium In foronto for cul«
tUral pursults.
And this proposal has many citl-zens
at lagers-hcads.
The latest query ralsed by a Tor­onto
Aldermanwaswhet<herO'lC«cfc8
would allow, say, M6Ison'8^to sponsor
a Symphony orohestra in tlie proposcd
CKeefePub-llc Audltorium.
And anyone can sco rlght off tbe
bung that this is a pretty Trotby
sort of conundrum,
IWeli, rlght away. quicker than you
could say 'Hoy Mabel', an 0'<Keefe'a
Pub-Dc Relatlons fellow gave a sort
of balffand-balf reply to *tbo Aldcr-man.
- ^
And Xrom wbat we'vc been ablo to
make out of the situatlon itr^ould be
quite OK. by 0'Xcefe's as long as
Mol6on's would see to it tbat tbe
Symphony Orchestra was counducted
by tbat fJne musical fellow, Cold
Porter,
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Now mind you there migbt be other
rcstictions, sudt a ban on the or­chestra
playing the iheme f romM^st
Weekend", or "Pace on the Barroom
Ploor."
But we kind of adduced from tbe
ei tua tion tha t i t would be: permlsslble
to play Old classlcs like i f Ale, Ale, the
Garig-s AU Here." "Bccr, Bcer, For a
Notorious Dame"; "You Pcr-m'ent
For Me"; and the 'Ffozcn lAger.'
And tbat seems to be Ute way that
tbe case Is resting.
rln^-tailed öopse irom>n; onUi^M^
Ooose If It wasn't for tAie «dsl ^
Somvet, we'8ort bit liaVe'Uu» ftel»'
ittg that tbe beer barotis^are m^e ;
lntercated\ln keepintf^t^e pubUo'*!!»
form' rather tban fnformed.;
But rcgordless ot the ftOent' IV» »
fact that no^onejever wo>il<S baye^
{uiown what tbe.greatest brewlbg d ^ .
covery wa8, and thins!» Ukt ti^t'!!
it viMn't for alhot J3»k.se»5^i>l'iirt8-
dom' displaycd |by brenving f irms.
, (J<er öt.jrtet ^xM^^:^>
Pub-Hc' Opinion; |«bir'«ouia ^moft
likely pop-up tvith the Wp]m»t%i ;
tbat lye have one of thl^ bBSClofonn-ed
biee drinking population»' in tb»
woild., And tbafa a ittich^ dMlt
sbouldn't be sfiu^Icbed, ipr.BVUtr) l ]
OMfUspedTct ibe mtmti i i » ^ - .
casts ibat we've ponder«4''ui.wiiU t&fejr.
have singing. commereials.'/Ani} ^If
they do 3iave them, ivlll thjsjf, Siave;a
male quartet. , / •• ' / '
FlowJng from tbiai, question,, pl
course, is wlll it be OIL i o r ' ^*
Keere^s to call them 'fTbe^Cuts^"
Whcn wc get beer, ^ adverUB&i|r#-
culture and football ali mixed^'we
can be tbat almost a»ytbiiag<ii»
bound to totMUi « bea^^— V^r^
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The wife of a'^nioimtalne^ ^'.Pl^^,
back' woöds area had Just b«»DB*Va
motber for the I8tb timel Tbe ever-growlng
fdmlly scemed to be irf^
cern to ah Itiqulsitiyc elghtryearHDOd '
In tbe group.' ' ^ -
One day, the blg-eyed" lad »poltid
the first atrplaiie he'd ever seeo.'//As.
be ^tebed, several men'|>äracha^d
out.' Excltedly he ran tiome. -< ^
^ ^ , ^ » , v Orabbtogr bis father be^seream^:'
-1.1— ^ - J * ? » ^"w" -'h^^g ^yjo^re ^ g^u^n^ a^n^d^ cpme a-ruimln', Ä .
droppjn*;;:^»';^^
beer keg as any Citizen can sce;
But, of course, every citlzen will
subecribe to the idea that companles
Wiio make beer are ali for culture.
For culture — the rlght kind: of cul-:
ture -> is what makes it posslble to
make oiie-year old beer quicker.
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Beer also timcA over into tbe
sporting news recently; wbenlt was
announced tbat P. P. Taylor would
lay a miUion or so on tbe lioe for
tbe rigbts to televise football games
this FalL
And from Queen'6 Patic aus «ome
tbe odd belcOi iwbich would > indlcato
tbat Uierewas more body than Iroth
to the «fcatement that Ontarlo's «quor
Iaws will be amended so that~adver'>
tising wlll be permlsslble.
Evcty dttecn will agrce taiat we
have beer and Uquor advertlsing now.
But, ali of tbose ads tbat v/e see in
busses, streetcars, newKpapets, etc,
ete., aren't really advertislng at ali; at
ali.
Tiiey are pub-llc servlces, Like In­formation
on tvbatruns faster tban
what; wbat is the «reatest brewlng
discovety since brew-wbo, and vbat
Is the f^n's Pavorite.
Tbese ads, wbicb aren't legal ads
becaUse it^s 111^1 to advertlse you-know-
wbat in Ontario, :are to^keep
the public informed."
And ^s one citlzen wbo keejuin-formed
on aD of t b ^ faiteresting
tbings ibat tbe beör firma keep' us
Informed on; we-faave to admit' tliat
we wouIdn't know a Bliie-necked,
A TICKLI8H BITUATION ,
Parson Fletcher came bojne one af•
temoon to find the town iosslp, i&ea.
Blethersole^ comfortably^en8concetf<Ui
his Uving-room, ebattlng^!with'liis
wlfe.' Tbe parson managftd to sneak
ujMttairs, wbere he remalned tae aqaut
time. Finally be Yisked «alUngr dovn
to bis wlfe; ' ' '
"Is tbat borrible bore gottc yet?««"
Tbe wife did some quick/thinldng
and repUed: "Ob yes, deatvsbe WieBt
long ago. Mirs. Bletbersole i s here
now." > ' '
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