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- J A - NyJsyl-in Xahtltorbinnjäen poj-o HehngisEä alkaa jo olla "ra^ Bttu". Mutta takavuosina utuus pul.-uikeleilla suvisia"jöfe ö: umpecnsa lojua sen nurmikoiiji Sattuipa kerran muuan miesjea laiJtalle ja erään , päähän päiia tiuuan tuuma. Hän sanoi nurmib jjuville: • •,.. — La-skuus on hyvä asia, kum saa Oikein viljellä. Niinpä sille, elstä kykenee todistamaan olevia :aikista laiskin, annan paiiinni) opa satasen. •'Ukof alkoivat. vääntäytyä ijj äilleen ja yksi toisensa jälkeen ittävät, kuinka han on niin ja cfi aiska. Muuankin sanoi, että:"nuki]; askin^ niin makeasti, mutta eihs ässä viitsi vaivautua panemaan edj •ilmiään kiinni." ^ Käärme-Kustaa sen sijaan naata rojotti vatsallaan, eikä o' ietääkssenkään. Viimeisen tarjotik] en tehnyt taputti häntä helläva lartioihin: — No. ettekös te, hyvä. mies väli' insaita satalappusta? Silloin Kuitaa liikahti hiemaa jj rastasi laiskan tyylisesti: —•• No, jaah r.. .Pistä se. sinne oi. lun hausujeni vasempaan takataj. cuun. •• ' : Ja Käärme-Kustaa sen satasa nyöskin sai. jm i STOOL-PIGEON HARVEY MATOSOW Exposes Frame^up System in US Oanadan dollarin kurssi on laskenut Toronto, -r- Canadan dollarin kursii on laskenut alemmaksi kuin mitä >e on ollut kolmeen vuoteen. Viinit ;iistaina maksettiin New -Yorkisa Canadan dollarista ainoastaan 15/16 »enttiä enemmän kuin Yhdysvaltain ioUarista , ja vastaava kiu-ssiero oli Torontossa 31/32 senttiä, joten Cana-lan dollari on enää vajaan sentin laremti kuin USA:n dollari. Canadai rahan kurssin laskemisen ilmoitetaan '\ lohituvan korkokannan alentumisesti $ [Janadassa. Canadan Pankki ilmoitti f lelmik. 14. pnä alentavansa pankeiE» jl innettujen lainojen koron kahdesta jrosentista puoleentoista . prosenttiin. % lonka sanotaan johtaneen suhen, ettj IJanadaan varojaan sijoittaneet ylh' lysvaltalaiset kapitalistit saavat hiu- ?^ :an vähemmän voittoa kuin aikai- »emmm... The confession of a former FBI "star witneös" has exploded, like a bomhshell on the whole sj-stem oif frame-ups and witchf-hunting of the last decade. The man who bore false witness against 180 promlnent Amer rican hberals and radicals over a pe-riod of three years ia now informing on his own benefactors, and has bared the rotten and corrupt false-hocds behind the persecutlon and im-priscnment of innocent people. The Story of Harvey M . Matusow, 28-year-old FBI informer who hai now revealed himself as a false wltr ness, in. a seriea of affidavits and in the pages of a book has caused a maj or political sensation that now threatens. to break open the whol€ conspiracy against freedom In the USA. As an obscuremember of the Com-munist. Party in the U.S., Matusow began supplying Information to the FBI in 1950. The party Soonun-covered this shabby poIice Informer and expelled him. , . . He joined the. U-S. airforce, but scon tumed to the safer activities of an "expert on communism" for the U. S. department of justice, for $25 a day and expenses. • The publicity wa3 balm for his vanity. He appeared on television, addiessed busine33men's luncheons, and was featured as a vvorthy exam-- ple to American youth at high schpol and college fprums. In the fall of 1952, Senator Joseph McCarthy even piaced a plane at Matuao\v's dlsposal (it was paid for by the Republican party's national committee so that he could campaign for McCarthy's re-election in 'VVlsconsin.) , MatU30W beeame an intimate öf Röy Cohn, McCarthy's assistanfand the government attorney.who boasted öf his role in the murder of the Rosenbergs. There was even a (tem-poraryj "marriage into the "smart set" that traveiled betvireen : Texas and Wa£r.nngton. • Matusovv was supposed to knöw everything about everybody. He äc-cused the prcxninent Protestant »Bishcp Bromley Oxnam, of Comniu- -SV saanut jo msta itta tilausta; y^t osuutensa : , . • „. s{#niät sympathies. He told the Senate en puohlla maata kuusito..ta uulU - 'ä^,^^^^^,^ that Owen Lattimore was . 7 puolen >uodcn tilauksia ja van. -g..^ ccmmunist line". läJthe very grounds on ivhich. the go anut jo 49 uutta tilausta, mitä voi- ;:Ä.ernment is bringing suit to imprison unhan toimintaa jatketaan reippatoii|^j^t^jjjpj.g On Matusow's Word, Clinton Jencks, Itivät hankintaosuutensa seuraavat :d organizer for the Independent Mine- Kerrow ja.Nemegos. Tänään nousi j ^ j ^ j i i .union wäa sentenced to five joukkoon Dlnsmore ja KaministiqniJ. years; four of the 13 U Ä CommuniSt »sti: Fanny Lind, Vancouver l ura Tie 1, M.' Kasinperä, Hearst 1, Jobi I, Anna Lehto Kaminsitiquia 3 (täyth (kaikkiaan Fort Arthurista saapimil ma, Tom Korhonen ja Matti Heiski uutta tilamta Torontosta) ja Alin» ältä, mutta "lopussa kiitos seisoo" vat, että Canadan, on paras jäädä pois jääkiekon maailmanmestannisb-soista, jos nyt tänä ;VUonna voitetaan, mestaruus. Siksi on muka nyt voitettava keinoista, välittämättä. Mutta, rntä-^varalta, jos el maailmanmestaruus tulisikaan Canadaaa nämä politikoivat urheilutoimittajat esittivät etukäteen tekosyyksi sen, että syynä on "kansainvälisten sääntöjen kehnous" eikä suinkaan se, että maailmassa A-oi olla parempikin jaä-kisKcojoulckue mitä on Canadasaa. . Sellainen tekosyiden esitys on suorastaan : alentavaa jä tuomittavaa. Merkillepantavaa kuitenkin on, eV<i näitä "sääntölurituksia" eivät esiti canadalaiset urheilijat, vaan urheilun • var^jolla politikoivat sanomaleli-tien toimittajat. Mitä Canadan joukkueen mahdei-lisuuteen tulee, niin allekirjoittanttl uskoo, että Canadalla on tulessa joui-kue. jolta voidaan odottaa paljon -. mestaruuttakin, jos on onni myönteinen. . ; • Mutta- mestaruutta ei . tänakääs vuonna Aroiteta: "säännöistä" ruiloit-tamalla '.'eikä tuskin "i-iUln lännen' pelityylUläkään. Voiton yhtenä rusehtona* on se, että pelataan jääkiekkoa kuten sitä pitääkin pelata kuten canadalaiset voivat pelata haluavat. Toivottaen Canadan joukkueeCä cnnea ja menestystä näissä mefltaru» kUpäiiuinia; me lUtynnne niihin tos:- UrheUijoihln, jotka isanovat. "Panä joukkue voittakoon". ; : Ja tässä mielessä toivomme my» että Canadaan kutsuttaisiin tllpa^ maan IJjroopan johtavia jääkiekkojoukkueita ja että canadalaiset puolestaan tekisivät vierailumatkan «s-merkiksl NeuvostoUlttoon. minne » JääkiekkoilljoitanMne jo useita iertoJ» kulsultu — Kilnalkouni. leaders have just gone to jail. Scorefi of individuals and «roups were subjected to the same falsehoods, ; ^ a t trials and before the Senate and Kouse committees. He explains how Roy Cohn conspired to fabricate his testimcny. Just whx Matusow became bored ' or frightened. by his career should become clear when his book, "False Witness." appears this month. It is I Ail Skiers Heading For Round Lake This Weekend The skiing season is rapidly draw-ing to a dose and skiers will hava few opportunities this season to add to their collection of medals and tro-phies. The last of the a3ason's major meets was run of f in Port Arthur last weekend, where at the Cana- ; dian cross country championships last year's champion Arvo Äyräntö un-expestediy lost his title to Clarence Servold of Camrose. Alberta. Jehu skier and FCASP champion Antti Ranta slipped down the llne to 8th place while Speed's promlslng Btol ;Puiras had to content himaslf wlth 12th spot m a field of 20 oompetitors. After trylng out for the Olympic trials in Port Arthur this weelC both i Antti and Karl will be retuming via the northem route'to try thelr luck at th^_Echp meet March 6. After the 18 and 30 kilometer events in ;Port Arthur, the boys should be able I,to ?lip around the Echo 5 km. course in reccrd time. • :-.:'''v^' If they wish to win thelr flnal trophies for this season theyll have to dq some stepping because not only wjll they.have the t<q) Echo skiers tp cohtend with. btit alai some I fast men fro.Ti their bwn clubs, Last reports indicate that three carloads cf skiers frorii the Sudbiny District representlng Jehu. Speed and Alert.?, wiil be on hand at the meet. Some cf these boys have done very v,-ell on this distance in earller nieets. A nu:nber of glrls are also Included among the vialting skiers. «o the Echo meet sould tum out to.^be a msjcr PCASP meet. tiOWt)ARE VW CA1.L MY fimBP Vs/ITMESS being issued by the Independent publishing house of Cameron and Kahn, to whom Matusow brought his dpcu-ments, letters, and ali the proof of how the actor was in fact the puppet of more pttwerful forces. Ah-eady it would appear that the Department of Justice is chiefly con-cemed wlth silencing Harvey Matu-sow, and to keep from\the public the dlsclosures of his book. Government attorneys were thwarted twice in their efforts to haul Matusow before a Secret grand jury before he appears in open court. This public appear-ance is in connection with an affi-davit in which he swears he lied at the trial of 13 Communist leaders now serving prison sentences under the Smith Act. The - publishers. Angua.- Cameron and Albert E. Kahn, weressunuBoned before a Grand Jury, which both men describe in a public statement as an 'attempt to keep from the public the book'& disclosures, some of which im-plicate the Department itself." Although. the Justice Department is trying to defend its use • of paid informers, much press comment has been bitterly ciitlcal of the practice. The Washington Post asks (Feb. 2): "How many Americans have been un-justly convicted onthe basis of Matu-sow's perjured testimony? Hovv many other^ have been sent to prison. or condemned before Congressional in-vestigating • committees by other former Communist perjurers who like Matusow decided to make witnessing a lucrative career?" . . And the New York Times com-mented (Feb. 5): •"What it does is to require the Justice Department to re-examine ali thecases in which this man's testimony did play a signifi-cant part . . •. . - • •. Willard Shelton, CIO News column-ist; saw Matusaws confession as a sign öf a "crack-up in the ranks of the anti-Cömmunist political racke-teers" and said such an event ."will be a joyful one". Endicott Is Assured Of "No Further Incidents" Vancouver Police Commission has häd an "lnterview" with the detective who manhandled Steve Endicott, head of the National Federation of Labor Youth, some months ago, and has written the youth leader, assuring him that "no further incidents of this natiure will take place." • Last October at Vancouver Airport, Endicott hficfcled Chlang Kai shö£:''s oonaul-general H . C. Wei for asserting In his welcome to five of Chiang's soldiers suTiving for a North American tour that "these soldiers are proof that if the Chinese people had a ohance to decide, they would wel-come Chlang Kal-shek back in au-thority. ; "Do you toiov any more funny sto-ries?" interjected Endicott. Ördered to leave the airport by plaincloUies officers, Endicott obeyed, but city DetecUve-Sergeant McCul-lough followed him out to his car, took the NFLY leader's name and ad-dresa, and demanded to look through lils brlefcase. "When I objected he grabbed me by the collar, punched me in the face and pulled me to the ground." Endicott told reporters later. "Then he went through my brlefcase, despite my protests." Before leaving Vancouver for his home in Toronto, Endicott wrote to the Vancouver Police Commission, aSking that some action be taken. A. F. Amor, Secretary of the board of pollce commlssionera, sent this rep-ly: "Your letter of Octcber 11 last com-plalning wlth resp3Ct to treatment re-ceived by you from Detective-Serge-ant McCullough at the Vancouver International Airport has been consi-dered by the board of policie commls-sibncrs and reports have been obtairi-ed froon ali persons having Information with respcct to the incident. "TTie board of police conimfcsicners wili not, ot couraj, countenance un-necessaröy violent action on the part of the policelorce with respecc to any person, and insist that ali pollce officers exerelse no more force than is reasonably necessary in carrying out their dutles. "Detcctlve-Sergeant McCullough has been lnterviewed and I am di-rected to inform you that the board Is of the opinion that, as a rerult of that lnterview, no further incidents of this nature wllltake place." .The statement in the letter that "reports have been obtained from ali persons having Information with res-pect to the incident" is false, because one eye-witness, eitting next to Endicott in the car he was driiving, was never called upon to appear. "The letter doea prove that police who exceed their authority can be called upon to account for their ac-tions, whenever people who are manhandled have the courage to demand an inquiry," Glyn Thomas, NFLY leader in B. G. ccmmented. Yritys Hockey Team Entered in THL Play-offs Shortly before press tIme Word Tvas received from Toronto, that the Yritys hockey team h a s «on a play-off spot in the THL Inter-msdiatc play-offs. The report did not indicate wbat chances the club has, but judging f r om the reccrd of past years with a little luck the team should emerge near the top. For several years now the team has got into the play-offs but has not played consistently enough to emerge on top. Last year was probably the best year for the club when they were piaced in the senior play-offs. Alerts AC. Mailing Address Changed At the recent annual mecting a namber of clianges were made in the club execntive. Emppn Johnson continues as chalrman of the club and Elvi Salo was re-elected treasnrer.. Uuno Sirviö • has faken over the ta$k of secre- ; tary and Arnojd Mänty is the new membership secretarj'. AJI club con'Jspondence is^^to be addresscd to the Secretary, whose address Is 189 Pine St., Sddbury. Onf. Club members, are nrged to turn' to the new membership eecretary for theJr 1955 membership renewal3. rr Ski Frolic At Whitefish "Barn Friday, March 4 Whitefish. _ T^e Skl committee of the FCASF vvhich is composed of representatives of the Sudbury District clubs has had a busy season this year. Perhaps one of the biggest tasks undertaken by the committee was getting local skiers attired in a distinctive ski suit. In the last while the committee has been plagued with financlal wor-ries arising out of the heavy costs of sending nziers to the Canadian cham-pionship meets: Because of the high costs of travelllng the ski committee has felt that indivldual clubs should iiot alone bear the flnancial burden •when FCASF skiers are sent to Canadian champlonship meets. And some of the clubs are in no position to meet such expenses. The committee has alreadycirculated.collection lists and the response has been good, but more money is needed. A special ski dance is belng held at the Whitefish "Barn" Friday. March 4. The proceeds will be used to pay for traveli.ng .6xpenses of skiers. The "Barn" is located uear the Penage Hotel and is Ju-st off Highway 17. Everybody is welcome to come and enjoy the frolic. Sam 0'Connor's orchestra will be on hand to supply the muslc; ^Timeinen soitto Echon hiihdoista T«rx»eJI. — Kalpa Jokaisella hiihtourheilun ystävällä on muU-Usea maaliskuun 6; päivä? silloin ovat ne Echon järjestämät kisat.' Ellette usko minua; niin tulkaa seuraamaan slta jamntysta. mika siellä on koko kilpailun ; ajan. Kuten olen jo maininnut, nyt on harjoitusten asemesta tosi - kysymyksessä. Tiedossamme on. että Majava- Järveltä saapuu kokonaista yhdeksän osanottajaa. Sieltä saapu-r Ta Joukkue on oikein "myrsky- Joukkue"' Ja toisten seurojen hiihtäjät: ottavat luonnollisesti itses" tään irti kaiken sen^ mitä otettavissa on.:. ^Naisten kilpailusta tulee cpäilemät- j tä myös tosiottelu, silla silloin ottavat yhteen liittomme kaksi mestarihiihtäjää, nimittäin Echon Helen Auranen ja Jehun Elma Mäkinen. Tämä naisten kilpailu on jo yksistään sellainen, etta sitä kannattaa tulla seuraamaan. Talviurheilukomitea on järjestänyt sunnuntaiksi kilpailuja myös penkkiurheilijoille. He voivat osallistua nuo-lenheittokilpailuihin. jne. Hevospelin "hummat" ovat kuulemmat oikein lentokunnossa. Lauantai-illan tansseista ei tule myöskään ilo eikä riemu puuttumaan, sillä musiikista huolehtii T. Wuorinen ja kumppanit. . Echon toimintahuoneella siis tavataan tk:n 5. ja 6. pnä! Urheiluterveisin — Geo. . Peiiticion pyytänyt t4>iseti Jierran apua British Columbiasta V KeloH-na, B. r. — Tänne on saapunut fcnticton %'-joukkueella turoopasta toinen avunp.vynto. ilmoitti täa!lä B. C..%mateur Hockey .Assoriationin presidentti, tri Mcl Butler. Vksi pyydetyiiita miehistä on kuitenkin ammatiilai. nen, Joten hänen tilalleen lähetetään toinen mie.-. Apuvoimiksi lahetetiian Jack Taegart Ja 'John Middleton, Joista edellinen oni pelannut Kamloöpsin ja Jälkim^ mainen .Kelownan ioukkueessa., Torstaina, maaliskuun 3 p. • — ThursUay, March 3,1955 Siv» TICK TOCK TACTICS BV BOB lVAni> 'J/iat lazy i^iiy, SU'c/>y Brdstvcd, Found it tou^h ^cttin^ out öj his brd,- Tili the papcrs disrlosrd , , "Jj Stic 'u>igfitcs ot:c's tors Grtlinfi up is quitc casy . . (it said). Pikkutytöt voimistelevat lauantaisin Don-haalilla Toronto. — Maal.^skuun .V puivasta lähtien.: tulee pikkutytlä- . jcn voimisteluharjoitukset ole-, maan lauantaisin kello 2 lp. Voimistelun ohjauksesta tulevat huolehtimaan Siiri Ja Anita. Lasten vanhempia pyydetään ottamaan huomioon tämii muutos. Suomi kärsinyt neljä tappiota From small beginnlngs, the family row had become a raging storm. The woman drew a long breath and nd-dressed her husband: "You're crazy , you'rc worthless, you're bad-tempered" — she paused for a final elfort — "and you're a thorough liar!" "Weil, my dear," said hubby, with a soothing smile, 'no man is perfect." GULLIVER EXPLORES WEST Greasepaint and Stage Fright Have an Indefinable Appeal Vancouver Greetinga from Little Chicago! Have your Windows -been shattering lately? Do you hnagine hearlng explosions and sirens? Think nothing of -it. - I f s . most..likely Just the boys next door playing that de-ilghtful new game: • "Who's Got the Nitro?" But like the man says, "On and on we go!" So much for the prelimina-rles. -Once again I am forced to cre-ate instead of report — a situation which I hope wlll soon be, rectified. They teli me that this metropolis abounda v.lthdtlzenry of Finnish ex-tractlon; so tuidoubtedly after the attractions of Chinatown have been thoroughly explored, the twain shall meet. Around this time of the year the smell of greasepaint pervades the at-mosphere, and conversation goes somewhat in the following manner: "How do I look? Is my make-up on evenly? Does my halr look okay? Do I have enousrh lipstlck?" Sounds like a young miss checking battle statlons before launching the big attack at the rcning dance! These intonations, however, come from the husky yoimg lad In front of the dres-sing room mirror. For thus Is in that strange and wonderful World knowTi as "backstage". The last wamiiig bell has rung, a hush is descending over the hali. Soon the curtain wiU go up and this magic panorama of make-believe unfold before the addience. Breathes there a soul so dormant as not to feel excite- "ment at ojeing a new play — or an Jääkiekon maailmanmestaruus-otteluissa voitti. Canada keskiviikkona Sveitsin 1 lr-1; Neuvostoliitto voitti USA:n 3—0; Ruotsi voitti Suomen 9—O Ja Tsliekko- .slovakla Sak&an 8—0. Sen Jälkeen oli Canadalla Ja Neuvostoliitolla viisi voittoa kummallakin. Ruotsilla. Tshekkoslovakialla ja YhdyRvalloilla oli kullakin kolme voittoa Ja kaksi tappiota. . Canada Joutuu tänään Ruotsia vastaan Ja Neuvostoliitto Saksaa ynnä tshekit jänkkejä vastaan. Suomi on tähän mennessä ainoa maa, joka ei ole saanut yhtään voittoa !>illä sen kaikki viisi ot^ telua ovat päättyneet tappioon. old one for that matter? What of those actually in the play? What thoughts run through the minds of actors and actresses? (We speak.now only of tjiie thespians and not the type ourrentl^ popular In a certain Southern California city.) A l - most without exception they ali admit to that indefinable disease called stage fright. To some it is a fear of the au-dience, to others- fear of forgettinq Iines and to ätill others mLssing cues. One and ali they loudly proclaim, "My but ril be glad w'hen this is ali over!" A fewweeks later they would feel slighted If not offered a part in the next Production. You may ask then: "How do you derive any enjoyment from ali thi.^?" Oh, dear reader, if this inquiry Is in your mind you have obviou.sly neycr attended the "bull se.ssions" dunng reheai-sal nights. Over steamlng cui» oi cöffee are told fttories of plays and actors, .some recent and some not so recent. Tales of embarrassing mis-takes, huinoroas blunders and prac-tical jokes fill the air. Their abun-dance would fiU a book, perhap.s sometime I .shall compile and publish a few. The mellowness of age makeji them ali a pleasuratale unforgettable memory. During one time or another we ali long to perform before an audience j ,VERV FRESIf • - ^ and receive applau.se. If your yearn- j 'Are these chickens freshly killed," ing is as yet unfulfilled, a few hints i asked the demure young ,houBewlfe dropped in the proper places would j of the poultry man. . i soon result in several offens. i "Presh killed, lady?" he repliod. j Think it over. If still undecidcd go ! 'Why, artificial re-splration v/ould i and tee the Drama Festival in Sud-I probably bring 'em round!" - Koin, saksa, _ T.shekko.slovakia, Sveitsi ja Saksa esiintyivät tiistaina voittajina jääkiekon A-.sarjan maa-ilmanmestaruu- skilpalluissa ja Suomen kohdalle tuli neljäs pcnittälnen havio. Tähän mennessä on Canadalla 4 . voittoa, Neuvostoliitolla ' 4, USArlla 3, Ruotsilla ja Tshekkoslovakialla 2. Saksalla, Puolalla ja Sveitsillä yksi kullakin. Tii.staina tshekkiULset voittivat ruotsalaiset 6—5, .sveilslUiset puolalaiset 4—2 ja 8aksalal.';ct voittivat suomalaiset 7—1. Täkäläisellä jaiistadionilla oli noin 4,000 Ihmistä .seuraamfi.s.sa Tshekko-solvakia— RuoLsi-ottelua, jonka toisen erän päätyttyä tshekit johtivat 4—2, mutta ruotsalaiset paran.sivat peliään kolmannessa erässä .siinä määrjn, että ottelu päättyi vain yhden maalin eroon". ' Sveitsin ja Puolan ottelu suoritettiin DUsseldorfissa, jonka luistinradalla sanotaan olleen vain noin tuhatkunta ihmistä seuraamassa ottelua, jo-ssa Sveitsi .sai cnGlmmäJscn voittonsa. Suomen ja Saksan välinen ottelu suoritettiin Krcfeldis^a, jossa parhaan pelurin sanotaan ylleen suoma-laLsen maalivahdin Unto Viitalan, Joka kykeni rajoittamaan .saksalaLsten maalit seitsemään. ^ Yup. cltizens. good newa for 19.55 comcs f rem the British magazine, "Family Doctor." , For here It \vas that we learned that "getting out of bcd on a cold clammy mornlng is easy if you wigglc your toes firsl." News of thLs nature, we*ll ali agree is. quite (cxcuse the exprcssion) revo-lutlonary.^ And particularly so for those of us who are constantly both-crcd nbout öur sleep «r.iovlng, Thus 11 Ls that-ve grect the".sclen-tific findings" of the."PamlIy Doctor." .Notonly. mlnd you, because it advan-ccs a formula of toe tvlddllng for getting up on a cold, clammy morning; but also because It Ls heartening to know Lhat at least one branch of "science" is concerned wlth matters other than pc«fcctlng bombs deslgned to crcmiite ali people equally. ». . • .• . « Another pert piecc of ndvlce offered by our Item statcs,"bon't try to make a fool out of your alarm clock." ' Thi.i alarming blt goes on "Setting the clciok for 6.10 when you want to get up at 6.30 — SO you can lie in bed and laugh at the clock — only con-fuses the Lssue and yourself." Indced the articlc statcs tliat such tick tock tactics are "crude self-dcccptlon." Then the artlcle goes on "Play the game. Set the clock for the correct time. • And whcn the bell BOP« off dcn't panlc." Nope, cltizens. don"t panlc, don't swear, don*t run for the tclephone, don't start weaving like a punch drunk boxer,"Jun'i stretoh. Move our limbs. And be ccrtajn to twlddle our toes." • • • • • .» . In the Intcrcsts of advancing ".science" we've tiicd the toe-twlddl-ing proce.s.s. And vve mlght add that lt's a good thlng thut we plckcd Sun^ day for our experlment. . When we awoke we twlddled our toes... then wc wiggled thom. . .. then we wrlggled thom... then we wcnt back to slpep. Of course thl.s is just the expcilence of one toertwid-dler. .Mayhap It wlll work if the toes arc on another foot. Howcver we can recount that;/)* plte the failure of toc-twlddilng;>« get-me-upper; we now have the'mi ngilO' toea around cftr parts. ; Inde w£'ve tj-ped part of thl» column ;w them. So the cxperlmept wasöt toe-tal fallurc, if you'll excuse the ( pre.s.sion. Just m pa.s.slng too,wo should sot off briefly on the advice about-f; trylng; to make a fool cut ofry alarm clcck." This. we flgqre, 1." matter of putting, the start before; i-norcs. For what fool, in thelr rlght jnl would over try to make a fool;(jul an «Inrmclock?. And who (or :Shc It be AVhom) would want the'JOIT whlrrlng, : nausenting, screech clattcrlng. demandlng, rlnglng, cli merlng, deafening, etceteralng.^i alarmlng u.i twenty mlnutes eai than needed. ' . Gadzookn, fellovv fugltlves \l. alarm clocks, don't ti-y to fool' Our own cxpea-ience Is that» the; 1 wny to deal W'ith an alaiTOthat Ik eis you Is to throwit: against; Wall. vu. But to get back to our polnt,^ i heartening to know that some somcwherc is applylng"8clence'' such thlngs as toe twlddllng. For twlddllng, wo reckon. Is a far be thlng to bC: concerned wlth than i tai destruction. -And n citlzeji;' wants to kccp his toes and the'"^ 10U.S parts attached thereto f o whIle longer we are mlghty plej that ''Pamtly Doctor" has raised ' twlddling" as a matter of speculat debnt:e and cxperlmer^t. For 11 seems to us that so lonf wc*re concerned wlth such bhlngi "twiddlinp tocft" as n means of get up in the morning, Ifs a prctty h tliy .slgn thai we want to keep tocs. And of course, folk who,v to keep thelr tocs wlll bc rlght them when it comca to findlng pei fiil fiolutlon.^ to problems, • So 11 is that we salute "Family I tor." And leave us ju-Ht rcmember I toe-oxi.itence depcnds on co-exlste "Modcrn Times" Is Still Chaplin'$ Greatest Film bury thisco.ming. Apnl. You will then be convinced that it would be much more fun being back.stage v/hen you hcar the cry—curtain time! . — GuUlver. People wlll argue for years to come about whioh is the best of Charlie Chaplin'.? fllms —r perhap.s It hafjn't been made yet But Modcin Tlmcfi made m, 1936 and now iflssued has a very strong clalm to »he title. For thlii is the film in whlch Chaplin reachcd the height of hJs comic poweis. It Is also the f Irat film In whlch Chaplin's little man stepped lirmly over the lino that dividr.s open .'xiclal critlcLsm from sentlmental sympathy for the underdog. • Cillici.s.Ti oi Kociety had alway3 bccn Implicit in Chaplin'.s little fellovv. aa- >;erting the human .splrit of the ordl-nary man again;<: the opprcsslve di.s-tlpMne of the induatriiil »tatu :na-chine. Ilere Chaplin becomes coherent and expiicit in his proteiit against the In-hu: nanlty of the machlne .state of the mld-thirlle.s.- He pilloilcs thr» factory .speed-up fiystem. He .shov.-.s police Hhootlne do'A'n .striktrs.v,'i-.ll<j hunger and insecurity Klalk the country. Yet in rnaklng thir» dovastating atr-tack Oli modern capitalu>m Charlie j.s funnier than ever. Hl« expo.'iure of the factoj-y spccd-up ,sy.ite;n Is one of the most uproariou.i sequoiicc.-: in any of hi.s fllms, and there i.'; perhap.v more continuoiis fun in thus fiIin than in ony cther. Modern Times the turnirig polnt in Chaplin'» film.s. Whi]e the clov/n i;-; turnin'„' deci-slvcly from patho.s to open .social crlticLsrn, the .master of lh.'r fiilent Icchniquc is turning le.^.*; re»oIutely but none the \'^:sv. KUCCCS.-J-lully. to /i>und, This is a compromlse — «ilenl actr \nv, and subtUlcs brcakinz into «peech for a mcchanlcal ialcstalk by a ] noKraph, for the volce of the bos: Vili',' ordKr.s over the internal corn nication 6y.stem, and, for Ohai gibbcrish song at the end. ''Scclny: the film 18 years afte flr.'it release we are struck agali the nia-stcry of Chaplln's tcchn The whole of Chaplln's ai*t Is bui ths firm foundatlon of his clow; the moÄt p;i'rfcct that haa ever Acen on a screcn. Undcr this magic Vvc can ai anything. We hardly notlce wh( the film is .«jilcnt or a talkle, or of both- We accept wlthout que the Cnaplln formula of the or v/aif — played-herci with an a] ;.)!« wa:i .selclom trj rccapture by 1 «tiöGoddard, . —Thomas Spcn T M . A T H A A V 4 F A n I •Mrs. Smith was -rlgorously pov,'der- Ing her face before gohsg out. "Why do you gö to ali that trouble?'; asked Smith, who was waithig im-patiently. . ^Modesty, my dear/' was the reply, :• 'Modesty?" *Yes — I've no desire to shfne in public." ,.: , Champion. Canada'8 rnly national youth paper, vritle" bv and f«r yoon;: ppople. IH now conductlns It» annoal sobscrfptlon drive and flnancial catnpaign for $7500. The «taff (shoM-n above) took (ime off from the Production of its foiirth annlvenaiy issue to celebrate the paper'» blrthday. Klght to left are: Kube Brom-stcin bnsinetx inanaeer: Gwen Whiitaker, cuUnral edltor; iJena Endicott, staff writcr; Lilby Flne, editor; Jim Hanter, sport* cofumnlst; Ölea, editorial seeretary. Not present «as I*ab€l Endicott, bookkeeper. A» befltting a naiional piaper, two members i>r the staff, Gwen and Lena. ha» from Vancouver, Your »upport for Champion'* flnancial campalcn is needed «o thai Cfumpion may continue its fighl against unemploymcnt, Geroian rearmanlient and war, and lU campaign for new horI«ons for young Canada wltb va»t opportunities for youth. Cliampion has won wide popniarily amönc young people with its sports pase promotiny Canadian sportsmen; eolorfol science, caltnral and historfcal featnrcs; new» ot youth In Canada and around the World; and Its _^popoiar chUdren's page, Jnnior Ctiamp. Surulla ilmoitan, että rakas mieheni TUURE OLAVI LEHTISALO Syntynyt 7-3-1917, kuoli 18; 10-1954 Timminsfn sairaalassa, 'jättäen raskaaseen suruun minut sekä äidin ja Isän, kaksi siskoa Ja kaksi veljfä. Joista yksi Suomessa y,m, sukulaisia Ja tuttavia. Sua, kallis, ikäväni kutsuu — Kallis kadotettu. Vain mulle elät — Yötä kuuntelen. Sun sydän lyönti» tunnen ajan yli. Pois kaiken antatoln mä kiittäen, jos «ulle aueta voi» raka.stava «yli. Maan oma olet, maa sylissään sua kantaa , ikuisuuteen. Oot kaikkialla minne tieni vie, minun lauluissani elät iiuolcmattomuu'Leen. Vaimosi Viesti, .Syvällä surulla Ja kalpauksel limoitun, että rakas miehen WÄINÖ ARVI kuoli Sudburyn General sairaa H3 helmikuun C päivänä 1955, kallisen sydäntaudin murtanii Ilän «Il syntynyt Petäjäved elokuun 21 p. 188S ja tuli Canad 1907. Lähinnä suremaan Jäi Iiä ralta'j vaimonifa EIU Ja kofme jeä perheineen, Sam IVIass, M. Peter, VVaiJkcsren, III. Ja Jalo S mcii»», kaksi siskoa, Ida Orived^ Ilmi perheineen, Petäjävedi serkut Ja serkkujen perheet Ca dasfia sekä suuri toveri- ja yst: piiri. Vainaja haudattiin 10 päivä :nikuuta Park Lawn hautausR han fiuuren sukulais-^ toveri-ystävä j»uknn saattamana. Ra kas. tuK'f:fi t on rinnastas po El kyyiif;lia silmi.s.sä.';' näy. El maailman tuskat ja vaivat, .Sinun luokse hautahan käy. rilänen oma lempilaulunsa) .•viik.'ii maailman myrskyissä ku :7t\:m Xxa,:, % ' ^; Eeisä aina oh vain, vaahtopa .Millein rauhäi-saan räntähän . malnfngit vie,' Milloin la.skccpi purteni tää'.: • K ' M T O / S ' , . • Haluan lausua sydämellisetr tokset kalkille, jotka avusi minua tämi'm suuren surun kellä. . Erlkohet kiitokset Ec Sukselle puheesta sekä pai Pikkusaarelle ja kantajille. K kauniista kukkalaitteista Ja duttavLstii korteista. ELLI BJORKMAlSr
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Title | Vapaus, March 3, 1955 |
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Subject | Finnish--Canadians--Newspapers |
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Date | 1955-03-03 |
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- J A -
NyJsyl-in Xahtltorbinnjäen poj-o
HehngisEä alkaa jo olla "ra^
Bttu". Mutta takavuosina
utuus pul.-uikeleilla suvisia"jöfe
ö: umpecnsa lojua sen nurmikoiiji
Sattuipa kerran muuan miesjea
laiJtalle ja erään , päähän päiia
tiuuan tuuma. Hän sanoi nurmib
jjuville: • •,..
— La-skuus on hyvä asia, kum
saa Oikein viljellä. Niinpä sille,
elstä kykenee todistamaan olevia
:aikista laiskin, annan paiiinni)
opa satasen.
•'Ukof alkoivat. vääntäytyä ijj
äilleen ja yksi toisensa jälkeen
ittävät, kuinka han on niin ja cfi
aiska. Muuankin sanoi, että:"nuki];
askin^ niin makeasti, mutta eihs
ässä viitsi vaivautua panemaan edj
•ilmiään kiinni." ^
Käärme-Kustaa sen sijaan
naata rojotti vatsallaan, eikä o'
ietääkssenkään. Viimeisen tarjotik]
en tehnyt taputti häntä helläva
lartioihin:
— No. ettekös te, hyvä. mies väli'
insaita satalappusta?
Silloin Kuitaa liikahti hiemaa jj
rastasi laiskan tyylisesti:
—•• No, jaah r.. .Pistä se. sinne oi.
lun hausujeni vasempaan takataj.
cuun. •• ' :
Ja Käärme-Kustaa sen satasa
nyöskin sai.
jm
i
STOOL-PIGEON HARVEY MATOSOW
Exposes Frame^up System in US
Oanadan dollarin
kurssi on laskenut
Toronto, -r- Canadan dollarin kursii
on laskenut alemmaksi kuin mitä
>e on ollut kolmeen vuoteen. Viinit
;iistaina maksettiin New -Yorkisa
Canadan dollarista ainoastaan 15/16
»enttiä enemmän kuin Yhdysvaltain
ioUarista , ja vastaava kiu-ssiero oli
Torontossa 31/32 senttiä, joten Cana-lan
dollari on enää vajaan sentin
laremti kuin USA:n dollari. Canadai
rahan kurssin laskemisen ilmoitetaan '\
lohituvan korkokannan alentumisesti $
[Janadassa. Canadan Pankki ilmoitti f
lelmik. 14. pnä alentavansa pankeiE» jl
innettujen lainojen koron kahdesta
jrosentista puoleentoista . prosenttiin. %
lonka sanotaan johtaneen suhen, ettj
IJanadaan varojaan sijoittaneet ylh'
lysvaltalaiset kapitalistit saavat hiu- ?^
:an vähemmän voittoa kuin aikai-
»emmm...
The confession of a former FBI
"star witneös" has exploded, like a
bomhshell on the whole sj-stem oif
frame-ups and witchf-hunting of the
last decade. The man who bore false
witness against 180 promlnent Amer
rican hberals and radicals over a pe-riod
of three years ia now informing
on his own benefactors, and has
bared the rotten and corrupt false-hocds
behind the persecutlon and im-priscnment
of innocent people.
The Story of Harvey M . Matusow,
28-year-old FBI informer who hai
now revealed himself as a false wltr
ness, in. a seriea of affidavits and in
the pages of a book has caused a
maj or political sensation that now
threatens. to break open the whol€
conspiracy against freedom In the
USA.
As an obscuremember of the Com-munist.
Party in the U.S., Matusow
began supplying Information to the
FBI in 1950. The party Soonun-covered
this shabby poIice Informer
and expelled him. , . .
He joined the. U-S. airforce, but
scon tumed to the safer activities of
an "expert on communism" for the
U. S. department of justice, for $25 a
day and expenses. •
The publicity wa3 balm for his
vanity. He appeared on television,
addiessed busine33men's luncheons,
and was featured as a vvorthy exam--
ple to American youth at high schpol
and college fprums. In the fall of
1952, Senator Joseph McCarthy even
piaced a plane at Matuao\v's dlsposal
(it was paid for by the Republican
party's national committee so that he
could campaign for McCarthy's re-election
in 'VVlsconsin.) ,
MatU30W beeame an intimate öf
Röy Cohn, McCarthy's assistanfand
the government attorney.who boasted
öf his role in the murder of the
Rosenbergs. There was even a (tem-poraryj
"marriage into the "smart set"
that traveiled betvireen : Texas and
Wa£r.nngton. •
Matusovv was supposed to knöw
everything about everybody. He äc-cused
the prcxninent Protestant
»Bishcp Bromley Oxnam, of Comniu-
-SV
saanut jo
msta
itta tilausta;
y^t osuutensa
: , . • „. s{#niät sympathies. He told the Senate
en puohlla maata kuusito..ta uulU - 'ä^,^^^^^,^ that Owen Lattimore was
. 7 puolen >uodcn tilauksia ja van. -g..^ ccmmunist line".
läJthe very grounds on ivhich. the go
anut jo 49 uutta tilausta, mitä voi- ;:Ä.ernment is bringing suit to imprison
unhan toimintaa jatketaan reippatoii|^j^t^jjjpj.g
On Matusow's Word, Clinton Jencks,
Itivät hankintaosuutensa seuraavat :d organizer for the Independent Mine-
Kerrow ja.Nemegos. Tänään nousi j ^ j ^ j i i .union wäa sentenced to five
joukkoon Dlnsmore ja KaministiqniJ. years; four of the 13 U Ä CommuniSt
»sti: Fanny Lind, Vancouver l ura
Tie 1, M.' Kasinperä, Hearst 1, Jobi
I, Anna Lehto Kaminsitiquia 3 (täyth
(kaikkiaan Fort Arthurista saapimil
ma, Tom Korhonen ja Matti Heiski
uutta tilamta Torontosta) ja Alin»
ältä, mutta "lopussa kiitos seisoo"
vat, että Canadan, on paras jäädä
pois jääkiekon maailmanmestannisb-soista,
jos nyt tänä ;VUonna voitetaan,
mestaruus. Siksi on muka nyt voitettava
keinoista, välittämättä.
Mutta, rntä-^varalta, jos el maailmanmestaruus
tulisikaan Canadaaa
nämä politikoivat urheilutoimittajat
esittivät etukäteen tekosyyksi sen, että
syynä on "kansainvälisten sääntöjen
kehnous" eikä suinkaan se, että
maailmassa A-oi olla parempikin jaä-kisKcojoulckue
mitä on Canadasaa.
. Sellainen tekosyiden esitys on suorastaan
: alentavaa jä tuomittavaa.
Merkillepantavaa kuitenkin on, eViseti Jierran apua
British Columbiasta
V KeloH-na, B. r. — Tänne on
saapunut fcnticton %'-joukkueella
turoopasta toinen avunp.vynto.
ilmoitti täa!lä B. C..%mateur Hockey
.Assoriationin presidentti, tri
Mcl Butler. Vksi pyydetyiiita miehistä
on kuitenkin ammatiilai.
nen, Joten hänen tilalleen lähetetään
toinen mie.-. Apuvoimiksi
lahetetiian Jack Taegart Ja 'John
Middleton, Joista edellinen oni pelannut
Kamloöpsin ja Jälkim^
mainen .Kelownan ioukkueessa.,
Torstaina, maaliskuun 3 p. • — ThursUay, March 3,1955 Siv»
TICK TOCK TACTICS
BV BOB lVAni>
'J/iat lazy i^iiy, SU'c/>y Brdstvcd,
Found it tou^h ^cttin^ out öj his brd,-
Tili the papcrs disrlosrd , ,
"Jj Stic 'u>igfitcs ot:c's tors
Grtlinfi up is quitc casy . . (it said).
Pikkutytöt voimistelevat
lauantaisin Don-haalilla
Toronto. — Maal.^skuun .V puivasta
lähtien.: tulee pikkutytlä-
. jcn voimisteluharjoitukset ole-,
maan lauantaisin kello 2 lp.
Voimistelun ohjauksesta tulevat
huolehtimaan Siiri Ja Anita.
Lasten vanhempia pyydetään ottamaan
huomioon tämii muutos.
Suomi kärsinyt
neljä tappiota
From small beginnlngs, the family
row had become a raging storm. The
woman drew a long breath and nd-dressed
her husband:
"You're crazy , you'rc worthless,
you're bad-tempered" — she paused
for a final elfort — "and you're a
thorough liar!"
"Weil, my dear," said hubby, with
a soothing smile, 'no man is perfect."
GULLIVER EXPLORES WEST
Greasepaint and Stage Fright
Have an Indefinable Appeal
Vancouver Greetinga from Little
Chicago! Have your Windows -been
shattering lately? Do you hnagine
hearlng explosions and sirens? Think
nothing of -it. - I f s . most..likely Just
the boys next door playing that de-ilghtful
new game: • "Who's Got the
Nitro?"
But like the man says, "On and on
we go!" So much for the prelimina-rles.
-Once again I am forced to cre-ate
instead of report — a situation
which I hope wlll soon be, rectified.
They teli me that this metropolis
abounda v.lthdtlzenry of Finnish ex-tractlon;
so tuidoubtedly after the
attractions of Chinatown have been
thoroughly explored, the twain shall
meet.
Around this time of the year the
smell of greasepaint pervades the at-mosphere,
and conversation goes
somewhat in the following manner:
"How do I look? Is my make-up on
evenly? Does my halr look okay? Do
I have enousrh lipstlck?"
Sounds like a young miss checking
battle statlons before launching the
big attack at the rcning dance! These
intonations, however, come from the
husky yoimg lad In front of the dres-sing
room mirror. For thus Is in that
strange and wonderful World knowTi
as "backstage".
The last wamiiig bell has rung, a
hush is descending over the hali. Soon
the curtain wiU go up and this magic
panorama of make-believe unfold before
the addience. Breathes there a
soul so dormant as not to feel excite-
"ment at ojeing a new play — or an
Jääkiekon maailmanmestaruus-otteluissa
voitti. Canada keskiviikkona
Sveitsin 1 lr-1; Neuvostoliitto
voitti USA:n 3—0; Ruotsi
voitti Suomen 9—O Ja Tsliekko-
.slovakla Sak&an 8—0. Sen Jälkeen
oli Canadalla Ja Neuvostoliitolla
viisi voittoa kummallakin.
Ruotsilla. Tshekkoslovakialla ja
YhdyRvalloilla oli kullakin kolme
voittoa Ja kaksi tappiota.
. Canada Joutuu tänään Ruotsia
vastaan Ja Neuvostoliitto Saksaa
ynnä tshekit jänkkejä vastaan.
Suomi on tähän mennessä ainoa
maa, joka ei ole saanut yhtään
voittoa !>illä sen kaikki viisi ot^
telua ovat päättyneet tappioon.
old one for that matter?
What of those actually in the play?
What thoughts run through the
minds of actors and actresses? (We
speak.now only of tjiie thespians and
not the type ourrentl^ popular In a
certain Southern California city.) A l -
most without exception they ali admit
to that indefinable disease called stage
fright. To some it is a fear of the au-dience,
to others- fear of forgettinq
Iines and to ätill others mLssing cues.
One and ali they loudly proclaim, "My
but ril be glad w'hen this is ali over!"
A fewweeks later they would feel
slighted If not offered a part in the
next Production.
You may ask then: "How do you
derive any enjoyment from ali thi.^?"
Oh, dear reader, if this inquiry Is in
your mind you have obviou.sly neycr
attended the "bull se.ssions" dunng
reheai-sal nights. Over steamlng cui»
oi cöffee are told fttories of plays and
actors, .some recent and some not so
recent. Tales of embarrassing mis-takes,
huinoroas blunders and prac-tical
jokes fill the air. Their abun-dance
would fiU a book, perhap.s
sometime I .shall compile and publish
a few. The mellowness of age makeji
them ali a pleasuratale unforgettable
memory.
During one time or another we ali
long to perform before an audience j ,VERV FRESIf • - ^
and receive applau.se. If your yearn- j 'Are these chickens freshly killed,"
ing is as yet unfulfilled, a few hints i asked the demure young ,houBewlfe
dropped in the proper places would j of the poultry man. . i
soon result in several offens. i "Presh killed, lady?" he repliod. j
Think it over. If still undecidcd go ! 'Why, artificial re-splration v/ould i
and tee the Drama Festival in Sud-I probably bring 'em round!" -
Koin, saksa, _ T.shekko.slovakia,
Sveitsi ja Saksa esiintyivät tiistaina
voittajina jääkiekon A-.sarjan maa-ilmanmestaruu-
skilpalluissa ja Suomen
kohdalle tuli neljäs pcnittälnen
havio. Tähän mennessä on Canadalla
4 . voittoa, Neuvostoliitolla ' 4,
USArlla 3, Ruotsilla ja Tshekkoslovakialla
2. Saksalla, Puolalla ja
Sveitsillä yksi kullakin.
Tii.staina tshekkiULset voittivat
ruotsalaiset 6—5, .sveilslUiset puolalaiset
4—2 ja 8aksalal.';ct voittivat
suomalaiset 7—1.
Täkäläisellä jaiistadionilla oli noin
4,000 Ihmistä .seuraamfi.s.sa Tshekko-solvakia—
RuoLsi-ottelua, jonka toisen
erän päätyttyä tshekit johtivat
4—2, mutta ruotsalaiset paran.sivat
peliään kolmannessa erässä .siinä
määrjn, että ottelu päättyi vain yhden
maalin eroon". '
Sveitsin ja Puolan ottelu suoritettiin
DUsseldorfissa, jonka luistinradalla
sanotaan olleen vain noin tuhatkunta
ihmistä seuraamassa ottelua,
jo-ssa Sveitsi .sai cnGlmmäJscn
voittonsa.
Suomen ja Saksan välinen ottelu
suoritettiin Krcfeldis^a, jossa parhaan
pelurin sanotaan ylleen suoma-laLsen
maalivahdin Unto Viitalan, Joka
kykeni rajoittamaan .saksalaLsten
maalit seitsemään.
^ Yup. cltizens. good newa for 19.55
comcs f rem the British magazine,
"Family Doctor." , For here It \vas
that we learned that "getting out of
bcd on a cold clammy mornlng is easy
if you wigglc your toes firsl."
News of thLs nature, we*ll ali agree
is. quite (cxcuse the exprcssion) revo-lutlonary.^
And particularly so for
those of us who are constantly both-crcd
nbout öur sleep «r.iovlng,
Thus 11 Ls that-ve grect the".sclen-tific
findings" of the."PamlIy Doctor."
.Notonly. mlnd you, because it advan-ccs
a formula of toe tvlddllng for getting
up on a cold, clammy morning;
but also because It Ls heartening to
know Lhat at least one branch of
"science" is concerned wlth matters
other than pc«fcctlng bombs deslgned
to crcmiite ali people equally.
». . • .• . «
Another pert piecc of ndvlce offered
by our Item statcs,"bon't try to make
a fool out of your alarm clock." '
Thi.i alarming blt goes on "Setting
the clciok for 6.10 when you want to
get up at 6.30 — SO you can lie in bed
and laugh at the clock — only con-fuses
the Lssue and yourself." Indced
the articlc statcs tliat such tick tock
tactics are "crude self-dcccptlon."
Then the artlcle goes on "Play the
game. Set the clock for the correct
time. • And whcn the bell BOP« off
dcn't panlc."
Nope, cltizens. don"t panlc, don't
swear, don*t run for the tclephone,
don't start weaving like a punch
drunk boxer,"Jun'i stretoh. Move our
limbs. And be ccrtajn to twlddle our
toes."
• • • • • .» .
In the Intcrcsts of advancing
".science" we've tiicd the toe-twlddl-ing
proce.s.s. And vve mlght add that
lt's a good thlng thut we plckcd Sun^
day for our experlment. .
When we awoke we twlddled our
toes... then wc wiggled thom. . ..
then we wrlggled thom... then we
wcnt back to slpep. Of course thl.s
is just the expcilence of one toertwid-dler.
.Mayhap It wlll work if the toes
arc on another foot.
Howcver we can recount that;/)*
plte the failure of toc-twlddilng;>«
get-me-upper; we now have the'mi
ngilO' toea around cftr parts. ; Inde
w£'ve tj-ped part of thl» column ;w
them. So the cxperlmept wasöt
toe-tal fallurc, if you'll excuse the (
pre.s.sion.
Just m pa.s.slng too,wo should sot
off briefly on the advice about-f;
trylng; to make a fool cut ofry
alarm clcck." This. we flgqre, 1."
matter of putting, the start before;
i-norcs.
For what fool, in thelr rlght jnl
would over try to make a fool;(jul
an «Inrmclock?. And who (or :Shc
It be AVhom) would want the'JOIT
whlrrlng, : nausenting, screech
clattcrlng. demandlng, rlnglng, cli
merlng, deafening, etceteralng.^i
alarmlng u.i twenty mlnutes eai
than needed. ' .
Gadzookn, fellovv fugltlves \l.
alarm clocks, don't ti-y to fool'
Our own cxpea-ience Is that» the; 1
wny to deal W'ith an alaiTOthat Ik
eis you Is to throwit: against;
Wall. vu.
But to get back to our polnt,^ i
heartening to know that some
somcwherc is applylng"8clence''
such thlngs as toe twlddllng. For
twlddllng, wo reckon. Is a far be
thlng to bC: concerned wlth than i
tai destruction. -And n citlzeji;'
wants to kccp his toes and the'"^
10U.S parts attached thereto f o
whIle longer we are mlghty plej
that ''Pamtly Doctor" has raised '
twlddling" as a matter of speculat
debnt:e and cxperlmer^t.
For 11 seems to us that so lonf
wc*re concerned wlth such bhlngi
"twiddlinp tocft" as n means of get
up in the morning, Ifs a prctty h
tliy .slgn thai we want to keep
tocs. And of course, folk who,v
to keep thelr tocs wlll bc rlght
them when it comca to findlng pei
fiil fiolutlon.^ to problems, •
So 11 is that we salute "Family I
tor." And leave us ju-Ht rcmember I
toe-oxi.itence depcnds on co-exlste
"Modcrn Times" Is Still
Chaplin'$ Greatest Film
bury thisco.ming. Apnl. You will then
be convinced that it would be much
more fun being back.stage v/hen you
hcar the cry—curtain time! .
— GuUlver.
People wlll argue for years to come
about whioh is the best of Charlie
Chaplin'.? fllms —r perhap.s It hafjn't
been made yet
But Modcin Tlmcfi made m, 1936
and now iflssued has a very strong
clalm to »he title.
For thlii is the film in whlch Chaplin
reachcd the height of hJs comic
poweis. It Is also the f Irat film In
whlch Chaplin's little man stepped
lirmly over the lino that dividr.s open
.'xiclal critlcLsm from sentlmental
sympathy for the underdog. •
Cillici.s.Ti oi Kociety had alway3 bccn
Implicit in Chaplin'.s little fellovv. aa-
>;erting the human .splrit of the ordl-nary
man again;<: the opprcsslve di.s-tlpMne
of the induatriiil »tatu :na-chine.
Ilere Chaplin becomes coherent and
expiicit in his proteiit against the In-hu:
nanlty of the machlne .state of the
mld-thirlle.s.- He pilloilcs thr» factory
.speed-up fiystem. He .shov.-.s police
Hhootlne do'A'n .striktrs.v,'i-.ll |
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